Dear Vape (pronounced Vah-pay),
I want to thank you for protecting me each night from mosquitoes. I know that in this hot, humid and sticky summer air, it's tough to do your job but so far this summer you're doing a great job. I actually look forward to plugging you in each evening, a few hours before I close my eyes to dream. I also enjoy rubbing your cool and fresh herbal-scented toilettes all over my body. Thank you for helping me sleep sound, as mosquitoes buzz around my bedroom every night, eluding me because I am protected by you. I know the mosquitoes are flying around the windows but once they smell you they fly away, back to the river where they belong. I love you, Vape. Good night.
Love,
Principessa
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