You know you're in Italy when...

You know when you're in Italy when you see a mother carry her son who is wayy too big to be carried across the beach, all because he cut his foot on a rock. Seriously, this kid was at least eleven, maybe even twelve, and he wanted his Mom (not the lifeguard) to lug him across the beach so she could wrap up his wittle foot. I mean.................. his foot was barely even bleeding! Please shoot me in the head if my eleven year old ever asks me to carry him. (Oh and by the way I didn't post a picture because I couldn't find a picture of a mother carrying an eleven year old. Go figure!)